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A priest was driving along
and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift
which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her habit
to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an
accident. After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her
leg.
The nun looked at him and
immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up you will find glory." MORAL OF THE STORY:
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Andrew Carnegie told Napolean
do this for 30 days without fail, say it aloud in front of a mirror upon
rising in the morning and before bedtime. Two times per day!
"Andrew Carnegie I'm not only going to equal your achievements in life but I'm going to challenge you at the post and pass you at the grandstand!" Do one to others... I feel healthy, I feel happy, I feel terrific Do it now! What I can conceive and believe, I can achieve Every problem contains the seed of its own solution How, not if Victory is won in inches, not miles I can. I will. |